A private AI that knows your world — your priorities, your style, your context. Available 24/7 on Telegram. We set it all up for you in 30 minutes. No apps, no tech knowledge needed.
Private AI assistants already running for paying customers.
Every high-performer has more on their plate than they can handle alone. The question isn't whether you need support — it's whether you can afford it.
Tasks, follow-ups, deadlines and ideas scattered across notes, emails, and your head.
You're a solo operator or a lean team. A full-time assistant isn't realistic — yet.
ChatGPT doesn't know your business, your tone, or your priorities. You start from scratch every time.
Drafting emails, summarising meetings, looking things up — hours lost to work that shouldn't need you.
We handle the entire setup. You just tell us what you need — and start chatting.
Tell us about your workflow, your priorities, and what you need help with. We design your perfect assistant — tailored to how you actually work.
Choose your assistant's name, personality, and knowledge base. We configure everything — you just approve. Your assistant, your way.
Your assistant is live on Telegram. Start chatting immediately. We handle all the tech, updates, and ongoing improvements — you handle your day.
Your assistant knows you — and handles the daily tasks that eat your focus time.
Describe what you want to say — it writes it in your tone. Replies, proposals, follow-ups, done in seconds.
✓ Saves 1–2 hrs/daySend a voice note mid-commute. It logs it, categorises it, and reminds you when it matters.
✓ Zero forgotten follow-upsUpload your docs, SOPs, or FAQs. Ask anything — it answers instantly with your actual information.
✓ Instant answers, any timeTell it who you're meeting. Get a briefing — background, talking points, and questions — before you walk in.
✓ Always preparedSet reminders in plain English: "Remind me to follow up with Sarah on Friday if I haven't heard back." Done.
✓ Nothing slips throughBrainstorm ideas, pressure-test decisions, summarise articles — it's always one message away.
✓ Like a smart colleagueYour personal assistant is in a class of its own — fully customised, fully managed, ready in 30 minutes.
| Feature | Tropical Tech Labs | ChatGPT / Gemini | Hire an assistant |
|---|---|---|---|
| Knows your context & preferences | ✓ | ✗ | Takes months |
| Available 24/7, instant response | ✓ | ✓ | ✗ |
| Custom name & personality | ✓ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Zero setup — we do everything | ✓ | ✗ | ✗ |
| Ongoing management & improvements | ✓ | ✗ | Extra cost |
| Flat monthly price | from £69 | Subscription | £2,000+/mo |
Month-to-month. No lock-in. Cancel anytime. Every plan includes full setup in 30 minutes.
Happy to tinker? Build a Bot is our self-serve platform — you set it up. Want it done for you? That's what we're here for. 👆
Tell us what you need. We'll have your personal AI assistant live on Telegram in under 30 minutes — fully customised, fully managed, fully yours.
Prefer email? hello@tropicaltechlabs.com — or build your own from £9.99.